Ugh, why didn’t my alarm go off
Where are my pants
It’s too hot for school today
Keys—keys—where are they
Where are my pants
I’ll just have to grab some toast
Keys—keys—where are they
I can’t be late for class AGAIN
I’ll just have to grab some toast
. . . I just put Preparation H on my toothbrush
I can’t be late for class AGAIN
Wait; where’s my toothpaste then
. . . I just put Preparation H on my toothbrush
Where did I put my friggin’ books
Wait; where’s my toothpaste then
And I didn’t charge my phone
Where did I put my friggin’ books
Phew, is that my socks
And I didn’t charge my phone
Oh shit; the paper
Phew, is that my socks
Please, please—no pop quiz today
Oh shit; the paper
Doesn’t matter, it’ll have to work
Please, please—no pop quiz today
What happened to all my gas
Doesn’t matter, it’ll have to work
You know what, screw this
What happened to all my gas
Ugh, why didn’t my alarm go off
You know what, screw this
It’s too hot for school today
